Shannon Sharpe, A Bronco for Life
Denver, Colorado (AP) - In a desperate attempt to get back in the NFL, Shannon Sharpe had his head surgically removed from his body on to that of a bronco. Sharpe's agent has been in contact with his former team, the Denver Broncos.
When asked about the negotiations his agent responded, "We'll likely have a deal done by the end of the week. We're still working out the terms of the deal...the Broncos want to use him more for marketing and possibly make him a team mascot/spokesman. Getting back on the field will be tougher than Shannon first thought as he is unable to catch or carry a football."
Although Sharpe has been highly criticized for the surgery, it has opened many doors of opportunity. It appears that there will be life after football for this impressive colt. Other options currently being discussed are a Mr. Ed motion picture, multiple beastiality porn offers, and the Surreal Life. When asked to comment on his new "life," Sharpe shrugged and said, "Hey...my penis is 2 meters long, so whatever."
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will he still be an nfl analyst for cbs?
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