Saturday, September 27, 2008

Bailout Advice - see Dick Fuld

When in search of a bailout look no further than to that special somebody you fuck.

Dick Fuld may have run a multi billion dollar investment bank into the ground and sold his stock for less than 1% of what is worth 6 months ago, but he sure knows who to look for help during a financial crisis - the one you fuck.

No, no...not Erin Callan (shes a fox) or the shareholders, i said fuck, not fuck over. Fuld went to his wife, who by all means is not a fox (come on Dick...you were on top of the world and that was all you could snag- sucks to be hiding out in that snuff now I'm sure), to give him a helping handjob and save his ass. Kathy Fuld will be selling many of her treasured modern art pieces in November and expects multiple pieces to go for over a million dollars.

The Reach-Around Bailout - The Dick Fuld Story

When asked about the auction, Kathy said, "I'm not going to fucking sugar coat it for you. By putting 158 year old firm 6 ft under, Dick managed to do the same with our financial security. I don't want to sell these pieces, but I have to. That's all! Fuck this, fuck you, fuck Dick...[sigh]...[to herself]..I could use a good fuck right about now."

Grr...[bite]

However, Fuld's ways are easier said than done when it comes to the current U.S. financial crisis. In recent years the US has changed roles from the pitcher to the catcher, as everyone else appears to be doing the fucking. It's a shame Tony Blair isn't around anymore, Bush would had this shit solved already.

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