Ever have one of those mornings where you wake up in an unfamiliar room, next to some unfamiliar slut, with a used condom on the ground that you may or may not have put on correctly/broken/ripped off so you could nut on her face? Me too! Happens all the time...
Want to get so drunk you can stick your dick in anything with an orifice and not have to worry about fathering another illegitimate son, paying child support for the rest of your life, and then watching her run off with that scumbag Tony who was probably the real father anyway? I mean that that bastard didn't even look like me...um you...ugh, I mean...that could happen.
Anyway just get Nasty Pants. If she's hammered enough to fuck you, she's hammered enough to fuck you in a full body condom.
*Ribbed and flavored versions available
-Turtle
2 comments:
anything with an orifice...that's histarical
what a good idea
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