Morning Mimosas

Everyone knows the feeling...you wake up wondering how you ended up in your bathtub, you can't speak due to the dryness throughout your throat and mouth, and you smell like cigarettes and stoli/Red Bull.  The three extra strength Motrins aren't doing much to help the throbbing headache you have and you're praying for relief from the misery you're feeling.  Water seems like a potential solution, but it's not, in fact, the cure-all.  When waking up the morning after an unnecessarily excessive night of consumption, reach for a Mimosa and slide back into the magical element you were in about 5 hours back.  Not only does it provide you with the minimal amount of liquor your body needs to return to autopilot, it also fills you with the essential vitamin C needed to stay healthy during a trying weekend.  For ten total dollars, you can get yourself a bottle of Andre champagne and a large jug of Tropicana Orange Juice, equalling about 6 Mimosas.  That should be good for a trio of cocktails on both Saturday and Sunday morning, keeping your engine running and your liver pumping.  If you're really feeling silly, throw some vodka in there for good measure and a great afternoon.  Just make sure you focus if trying to drive!  So pour yourself a morning Mimosa, turn on the slideshow of pictures from the prior evening (mainly you grinding on an oldie), and gear up for early afternoon beirut with a few delicious Mimosas.   Hey, it's gotta taste better than the saliva of the 40 plus you made out with!  Go Goats!!!