Britney Spears

Britney Spears may not have the looks, own MTV or the billboard charts like she once did, but she sure has mastered the arts of:

1. the attempted comeback - I'm pretty sure I threw up in my mouth at least 3 times during her performance at last years VMAs
2. being a complete whore - various...
3. being a complete whack job
   

Well folks...she's at it again [sigh]

1. Britney Spears - Womanizer - the first single (see link) off of her new album, appropriately titled "Circus."
2. Britney Spears to bid on own sex tape - reportedly features "a naked Britney wearing a pink wig, engaging in various sex acts."
3. In addition to the wig, Britney wore some of her old memorabilia from her Mouseketeer days (specifically Mickey Ears) and sang/screamed/gargled the Mickey Mouse Club Song throughout much of the duration of the two hour video (actual photo below)

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Mickey Mouse Club Song [Britney remix (ft Lil John)]
Now it's time to say goodbye... (whatt)

To that slamhole Brit-a-ney.... (ok)

B-R-I-T, bag [t-bag] you real soon (sweat drops down my balls)

N-E-Y, Why? Because we can... (skeet skeet motherfucker)

S-P-E-A-R-S...(skeet skeet got dam)

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Dear Britney,

Keep doing coke until your thin and hot again.

Love,

PrimegroStrand